sfront wrote:
I've never been to a Deals Gap meet. Is there an agenda?
Bike show on Monday? Beer drinking contest on Tuesday?
GPS mystery ride on Wednesday?
Whats the story?
Here's what our event would look like if it were written up like motorcycle clubs write there's up (note: we're not a club, we're buddies).
7 day event
Dues: If you want to contribute some guy over there will take your money.
Preregister: Lay in waiting until after midnight for Ric to post the rooms.
Guided Rides:
1 Go for a ride, no one is stopping you
2 Stay out of my way (we don't need no stinking ride-captain)
3 Try to keep up with any number of guys on a death defying run through the Gap
4 Gap runs at night without headlights
Seminars:
1 Watch Jeff weld with a coat hanger
2 Watch Mark adjust things you didn’t know a bike had
3 Watch Moo (short class-no exam)
4 Learn proper bitching techniques watching Ric work (all day event)
5 Stay out of Chuck’s way, he’s working on my bike
Road Riding School:
1 Being escorted off the premises (don’t come here if you don’t know how to ride)
2 Keep up with me and pay attention
3 Learn to load a bike into a pickup in the middle of nowhere
Performance:
1 Stay up after dark
2 Bring your own (liquor, beer, smoke, bike, gun, axe, porn, whatever cranks your tractor)
3 Nightly events at each end of the hotel including (liquor, beer, smokes, bikes, guns, axes, porn, etc)
4 Stagger in the middle of the parking lot at night when bikes are being rev’ed up
Great Food: that you brought, cooked, and shared.
Camp Fires: plenty of free starting fluid. Go get some wood
Hotel has free coffee in the rooms
Door Prize: throw up in your own bathroom
Camaraderie: can you ride?